Stupid Sentences That Piss Off a Mama
This post isn’t for the Mamas, except to provide some comfort in the fact that we all are just a little bit more similar. This post is for the husbands. Call it a cautionary tale. A what not to do. A bit of a self help guide. And a touch of comic relief for your wife... who wants to throat-punch you when you utter some really stupid sentences. {grin} :What do you want me to do? Guys, this might seem harmless, but it’s oh so offensive. Do not, I repeat do not, ever ask a woman what they want YOU to do. She will tell you “nothing,” because we refuse to be your task manager... save yourself on this one and take initiative. There’s always something to be done. Perhaps, attend to her needs, because the likelihood if her fore-fitting another bathroom trip or forgetting to prepare a glass of water before lifting her shirt for the eighth time today has left her neglecting some of her own needs. :The baby is hungry. Gentlemen, frankly those are fighting words. DODGE! Listen, t...